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Nintendo has announced that in two days" time (October 6th) we are going to be treated lớn an official Nintendo Direct which will be about all things related to lớn Super Mario Bros. The Movie (we"re assuming that"s the title now, right?) On vị trí cao nhất of this exciting news, we got our first look at the film"s initial poster, showing Mario and a whole lotta Toads standing in front of Illumination"s take on the Mushroom Kingdom.
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While there are a number of details & Easter Eggs that have already got us forming in-depth theories, there is one notable absence from the poster that has got the mạng internet all riled up: Where is peach? và we"re not talking about Princess Toadstool — what a foolish suggestion! — oh no.
That"s right, we (and, seemingly, a whole host of you, too) could have sworn that Mario used lớn be a little more well-rounded in the rear department. You can"t expect us to believe that all of that jumping & umpteen ground pounds could leave you as flat as a Whomp? Where, oh where, is Mario"s butt?
In a journalistic process that had us questioning how it had come to this, we have compared Mario"s current build to lớn his 3D, er, back catalogue, and while the results may not be wholly conclusive, there is arguably some reduction going in here:
64-bit polyglutes that crush walnuts — Images: Nintendo Life
Fortunately, it"s not just us frantically zooming in on previous images of Mario for proof that the plump plumber definitely used khổng lồ hit the squat racks. Ever the voice of the people, Twitter has also been alight with the case of the missing backside — the call to #GiveMarioHisBootyBack has never been stronger:
GOT DAMN pic.twitter.com/3JosL16hbk— (71stFrick) October 4, 2022
https://twitter.com/dinglexxl/status/1577304251331747841
Taking a moment lớn step back from their butt-induced shock, both
arvalis took the time to, erm, plump Mario out a little bit:
arvalis) October 4, 2022
Look, as arvalis quite rightly says, Sonic got a full redesign right after the trailer dropped due to internet outrage, perhaps the same will happen again if enough people get behind (sorry) this cause. We hope that a reasonable explanation will be provided in this week"s trailer, though somehow we doubt that it will.
What bởi vì you make of Mario"s butt-less design? Drop your thoughts in the comments below!
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About Jim Norman
Be it rambling about clip games or superheroes, Jim wears his passions on his sleeve. Usually found replaying a Zelda title instead of working through his ever-growing backlog, he is a huge tín đồ of all-things fantasy và likes nothing more than to lớn chat about it.
Tue 4th Oct 2022
They designed Mario fine; the "outrage" over Mario"s design is much dumber than the better-justified reaction over Sonic"s initial design.
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Tue 4th Oct 2022
#savethecheeks
Tue 4th Oct 2022
And I thought the first Sonic kiến thiết was the butt of all jokes.
Tue 4th Oct 2022
Butt less is something natural.
Tue 4th Oct 2022
Ok never mind this movie is gonna be bad I know it they clearly forgot to add Mario"s defining trait
Tue 4th Oct 2022
Be patient everyone. Once we finally hear Chris Pratt"s voice, this isn"t the a** everyone will be flipping out over.
Tue 4th Oct 2022
I can’t seem to get lớn the bottom of all this nonsense. I’ve been left behind. The internet really is the butt of all jokes.
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Tue 4th Oct 2022
The mạng internet can be so disappointing sometimes
This is dumber than the Luigi"s trunks render in Mario Tennis hullabaloo
Tue 4th Oct 2022
Wow they really nerfed Mario’s trunk. Hopefully we get some nipples at least. Don’t know how Crisp Rat would feel about the wonders of the male form though.
Tue 4th Oct 2022
Why ya"ll body-shaming Mario?
How do you know it"s not some genetic disease from eating all those mushrooms?Speaking of Snake, I wonder if Mario"s bum got injected with FOXDIE? NAOMI!!!
Tue 4th Oct 2022
First thing that came lớn mind when I saw this:
